Time to brave the elements just like our forefathers did. Like
George Washington crossing the Potomac 231 years ago, I'm crossing
the Mighty Ohio in a johnboat wearing nothing but my wooden teeth.
January 26th is going to be a momentous occasion that our children's
grandchildren will have no recollection of. However, there are
several C&B'ers celebrating birthdays this week, Chrissy, Chantelle,
Rick's kinda birthday, and Vickie. Whoever the other person was
sorry, but I forgot you.
Here's some other things that happened on Jan 26th that makes me
wanna drink.
1979 Dukes of Hazzard premiered.
1838 Tennessee passed the first prohibition law in the U.S.
1788 The 1st Australian penal colony was established. (Doesn't
make me wanna drink, I just wanted to get the word penal worked into
an email)
1 Head First 7:30 218 W 3rd
2 Plum Street Café 8:00 423 Plum
3 Tina's 8:30 350 W 4th
4 Champs 9:00 151 W 5th
5 Havana Martini 9:30 441 Vine
6 Cadillac Ranch 10:00 41 E 6th
7 Lodge Bar 10:30 35 E 7th
8 Madonna's 11:00 11 E 7th
9 Rockin Robin's 11:30 10 W 7th
10 Sully's 12:00 700 Race
See Ya Saturday, much love,
dean
www.ChickenandBooze.com
15 comments:
Is it true that Uncle Jesse from the Dukes is coming to the crawl? I've always had a Jesse fetish.
Uncle Jesse will not, however I just put a bid in on Ebay for the creamated remains of Flash, Rosco P. Coletrane's beagle.
I'm soooooo excited about my first pub crawl! Will I need anything but a cure for a hangover?
Wookin' pa nub n all da wong paces, wookin' pa nub n all da wong faces....wookin' pa nub.
MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE MORE BOOZE
Buckwheat?
Apparently Boozepoobah Dean has a blog on CinWeekly. It is full of Deanisms like his purported 'expresso' bar on his wristwatch. I don't know what expresso is, but if it is anything like crystal meth, I'm all for it.
Why don't you comment on the other site you may ask.
I'll be damned if I make up another fake email/personal info/etc. for comments that probably won't be read.
As will this nonsense.
And now for the obligatory mention of booze.
Booze, you are the Bobby Darrin to my Gilligan.
And now I will punch myself in the taint until I pass out.
Sincerely,
AssHat McGee
Squeal boy! Squeal like the pig you are!
Poor Ned, he was just trying to have a normal canoe trip with his buds the Midnight Cowboy, Hooper, and the Duelin Banjo guy.
I thought April was Mt Adams crawl time. Shall it be May? Say it shall.
What type of phonetic marker goes over that 'a' in shall?
That little dunce hat?
An umlauut?
Is that even how you spell ummmlllaaauuutt?
vacuum
I've been told that the word to describe the sound of sucking the dregs of your soft drink with a straw is 'slurp'.
I just don't see this as the best descriptor.
It's too generic.
Slurp seems more of a tounge/lip effort on a melting ice cream cone, mostly the side, to prevent dripping.
I'm looking for the word that sums up finishing the drink, in a cup/glass, with a straw.
Coffee testers use a spoon to test multiple cups of diff. brews.
This has a distinct sound that many would slap with the pedestrian 'slurp'
Nonsense, coffee freaks would say, this is called cupping.
Go figure.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
(imagine cha cha or rumba line)
Bloggin to myself hey!
Bloggin to myself ho!
Writin some dreck hey!
Only me to read it oh no!
Seriously when is the next non-Keeneland booze?
May? Say May.
Warming weather is ripe for boozin.
Byooze!
Booze will come and booze will go.
It is in the coming that I revel.
The going is like parting -- sweet sorrow.
If only a pre-sobrietized Brett Favre would accompany the next cavorting. He has no more training camps by which to be occupied. Let him, instead, don a training bra or bro and empower his chicken and boozed, degenerative-hip diseased gait.
Oh boozey, then and only then, will you have a counterpart to gimp along side you debating the simple minded ballyhoo of Willie Cunningham.
Once and for all it will be laid to rest. Stewie is the grand pooba
of crying and whining and should retire before another competitor gives him his due comeuppance into a concrete barrier.
Under the Sea.
Under the Sea.
We will all be safe living
under the Sea.
No more motor cars
Just hitch a ride on a sting ray barb.
All we be grand,
Under the Sea.
When we will know where the May 10the Pub Crawl will be held? Our boozing minds need to know!!
Oh, how our comments are ignored. All that our boozing minds need to know is where the May Pub Crawl will be. Please Pub Crawl Gods, share it with us!!!!
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