Monday, May 19, 2008

Big Billy Bingo won by Team Ling-Ling


In the first ever game of Big Billy Bingo, Team Ling-Ling dominated the field with 24 of 25 squares in less than an hour. Lynn, Amanda, Stacie and Anna posted the impressive score, then celebrated by 1st rolling around in their tens of dollars, and then recklessly firing shotgun shells into the air.



"We was pretty much shittin in high cotton out thar t'nite." said Lynn. "T'was like shootin fish in a barrell."



Second place with 19 squares went to Kate and Mary Ann despite being a couple of team members short.

When asked about her missing teammates Mary Ann said, "Jenny and Drew got hung up touring the Redman tobacco factory, Jenny swallowed a bit too much tobaccy juice and got a little sick. They be alright next time and were coming after them thar champs."





Kate added, "Yup, I knew we were gonna have a good showing tonight. Last night, I had an awesome dream about Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard. I didn't know that hill-jack was into such freaky shit."









3rd place money went to new comers to Chicken & Booze Jill and Mark. "We woulda won had it not been for all the moonshine."
Honorable mention to Jessica and Laura who didn't stop playing until 11 o'clock Sunday night.


In a suprising turn of events, Big Billy Bingo organizer Dean came in dead last. When asked to what he attributed his poor performance Dean responded, "I knew my team was in trouble when I had a freaky dream about Uncle Jesse from Full House last night. I always suspected he was into that shit."
Pictures from Big Billy Bingo are on the website

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Uncle Jesse is hotter than Uncle Jesse