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Welcome to the Chicken and Booze Blog.
Pictures and what nots from Saturday's Pub Crawl should be up by Tuesday morning.
Thanks to everyone for coming I had a blast and hope you did too. What a bunch of drunk mother cluckers you are.
Anyway the purpose of the blog is that there were many good ideas for the next Chicken and Booze outing, however, in case you didn't notice I was drinking too. So if you can remember your great idea post it here, or send me an email if you wish to remain anonymous. (Vic, I would email yours, that simply wasn't legal or moral. And furthermore, I don't even think we could get that thing out of the zoo anyway.)
And another thing, if you have any pictures for the site email them to Dean@chickenandbooze.com
what a damned blast. aregularprogressivemobilejoygivingpabstdrinkingbunch'agoodfolksparty!
dames
How about the looks on the faces of the patrons at Mary Lou's when we rolled up in that mother. Can I get a hoo-ha chicken and booze?
I love chicken.
I love booze!!!!!!!!!!
This is simply a dream come true!
Chicken and booze dancing in my head until the next adventure.
VRR
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We just need to collect $99 and the Chicken is our!!!
Looking forward to next month when we take this party across the river.
I'm in for $4.89 plus my portion of the tax.
Where is my map? I need time to ... well nothing I just want the map satisfy my fastidious nature. Who was that girl kneading my boys like they were bicuit dough? So foggy.
Chocolatatte
The map will be ready shortly. It takes a long time to hang those giant maritini balloons above each bar. Let alone getting a helicopter to take the picture.
Why don't you post a blog, ya wee silly man!
Alright, I'm growing weary of checking this blog and nobody's got nothin' to say about nothin'.
Listen, I meet all you fine folks every month and you can't keep your informative yaps shut for a minute. So why so damned tight-lipped the rest of the month?
Cmon peeps, make some noise, tell some jokes, tell some lies, post some insightful observations. Entertain us with your wit.
God Bless Chicken and Booze.
VRR
I petition C&B to move April boozing to the 29th. My reason? I am selfish. Did you expect some whiny rationaliztion? Its all about me bitches. I'm pretty sure that rational.. word is missspelledd.
I agree with anonymous! The 15th is right out because of Jesus. That crazy Panamanian fuck is moving that night and I promised to help. The 29th is the most agreeable date.
Hear hear! These last two comments are the best ideas since Tang. The 29th it is!
Hrumph,
the last 3 blogs are spot on.
The 29th it is.
I'm forming a coup de tate.
I mean a coupe de ville.
The 22nd is a prohibition nite in
clifton anyway.
Oh chicken and booze, I cannot cope
with being foresook, foresaken or foresucked................ahhhhhhhhhhhh
I vote for the 29th!! Mo' betta!
Who are the clowns that are pushing for a date change?? First of all, chicken and booze is ruled with an iron grip by the elders who do not listen to whining serfs. Secondly, who knows what they are doing four weeks out anyway?? And thirdly, nothing takes precedence over a chicken and booze nite so these people are way to anal and do not deserve to be members of the chicken and booze gang.
Long live the chicken, and of course, the booze
Who are the clowns that are pushing for a date change?? First of all, chicken and booze is ruled with an iron grip by the elders who do not listen to whining serfs. Secondly, who knows what they are doing four weeks out anyway?? And thirdly, nothing takes precedence over a chicken and booze nite so these people are way to anal and do not deserve to be members of the chicken and booze gang.
Long live the chicken, and of course, the booze
I'd rather not use this forum to berate another boozer, but the author of the previous comment is obviously a jackass. I'll give you just one opportunity to apologize for your insensitive remarks. Otherwise, if you are man enough to identify yourself, I will meet you at the next great boozening with the intent to hand you your ass in a sling.
TheScarletChickenipple
What-Ev! If some people love Chicken & Booze enough to ask for a date change so they may attend...so be it! Who cares if the date changes so that more loyal boozers can join in the fun?
Elders? Serfs? Is this Tolstoy? I in fact know what I'm doing a month from now, nay two and perhaps three months. I decree that the 29th makes the most sense for all.
Selfishbastard
Why wait! The 29th puts too much space between the boozing. I can't wait that long!
Doods......Lets just allow the change of date and move on. I see there are many (or is it just one person?) that want the date changed to the 29th. What's the big deal? I think that'll make the time between boozings seem shorter since there's not one in May. Holla if ya hear me!
Hello.... Is Pedro there.
Holla my boozer!
HollaHollaHollaHollaHolla
TheScarletChickenNipple Hollas...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Booze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my battle cry.
I'm calling out Rob Lonnemann.
I've got a couple spies keeping me informed and I'm hearing that Ray Lonnemann may make an appearance at a coming boozefest, and he's 500 miles away!!!!!!!!!! And yet older brother Rob has shunned the booze club claiming that his family comes first!!!!????? WTF?
He has truly fallen hard from the carefree days of bachelor hood.
So, I will appeal to the decision maker of the family, Vicky, can Rob come out and play?????????
Oh yeah, Marty Reinersman, drop your manhood and show your mug.
You've been warned.
More to follow.
TheScarletChickenNipple
TheScarletChickenNipple Hollas...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Booze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my battle cry.
I'm calling out Rob Lonnemann.
I've got a couple spies keeping me informed and I'm hearing that Ray Lonnemann may make an appearance at a coming boozefest, and he's 500 miles away!!!!!!!!!! And yet older brother Rob has shunned the booze club claiming that his family comes first!!!!????? WTF?
He has truly fallen hard from the carefree days of bachelor hood.
So, I will appeal to the decision maker of the family, Vicky, can Rob come out and play?????????
Oh yeah, Marty Reinersman, drop your manhood and show your mug.
You've been warned.
More to follow.
TheScarletChickenNipple
Hollllllllllllllla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOZE!!!!
What a lovely battlecry.
OK peeps, here it goes.
I'm calling out Rob Lonnemann.
For too long now we have overlooked his insubordination as he has blatantly thumbed his nose at the booze club. Now, my informants have given me the scoop and it looks like younger brother Ray will be making a guest appearance at an upcoming drunkening. So how is it that Ray can travel 500 miles to booze it up and yet Robert shuns us monthly claiming that his family takes priority. Incredulosity, I cry!!!
Vickey, can Robbie come out to play? I only antagonize because I care.
Oh Yeah, Martin G., drop your manhood and show your stubbled mug.
You've been warned.
More insults to follow...........
TheScarletChickenNipple
Just a reminder to those husbands out there that think they can buy their wives 'cheap beer'--Just because it's only a $1.50 is not a good enough excuse. There will be a strike at the next boozing if cheap beer is purchased. We have a right to Bud Light and nothing else!!!
Budlight is nothing but
Natural Light in a different package. If you're going to clamor for a real beer, leave Bud light out of it. But the T.V. told me to drink it!!!!!!!
The truth is out there.
Fox Mulder
I'm posting this note moreless as a sour grapes rant since no one seems to care about my heart break.
I can't believe that c&b is holding onto the 22nd for the great
booze brawl. Now, I realize that it is too late to change at this point, but, G.D., myself and other whiners were bellyaching since a month ago, lobbying for the 29th.
Now I also am aware that there are going to be some scantily clad broads running around handing out F-bombs and giving out shirts to those of us that drink 4 cocktails.
I say so the fuck what. I would have drank 90 of those fuckers and wore that damn shirt as diaper. So anyway, it's upper management's loss and the rest of you can chastise them for depriving you of a grand spectacle.
Still waiting for my comeuppance.
TheScarletChickenNipple
Hey ScarletChickenNipple, HAHA you can't make chickena nd booze, you can't make chicken and booze. I'm gonna get loaded at chicken and booze, I'm gonna get loaded at chicken and booze. The F-Bomb girls are gonna show their tits, the F-Bomb girls are gonna sow their tits. You gotta sleep with Geoffrey, you gotta sleep with Geoffrey. HAHA
Monkey
Taunting is not in the spirit of C&B. First, almost everyone gets loaded at said event. Second, it is not a given that there will be flashing although I cant guarantee Deans behavior. Third, it is not such a bad thing to sleep with me, I happen to be fantastic lay.
Geoffrey
So sad that two of our favorite boozers won't be at our next gathering. They'll be our satelite boozers, but they will be missed in the ghetto. Holla!
Prove it, Geoffrey
What I meant to say is that I am a fantastic lathe. My shaping of wood spun at high revolutions with assorted chisels and whatnot knows no equal. Hopefully all went well in Clifton with no arrests and major injuries.
G to the Free
Don't forget about the lady who called us all drunken monkeys and then asked for a dollar. Also, that scary lady that had tape over her mouth. Ed wrote "Chicken & Booze" on at least four bathroom walls. See you crazy mofo's later!
Who are those girls rubbing the boobies together?
Golf bad, charity good...booze and charity great.
When is the June chicken and booze?
Cha....when is the next REAL booze?
What level of security do they have at this golf course? I was thinking of planting a hybrid I got a hold of, Kentucky bluegrass and sinsimillia. Granted this wont be ready for the outing but I heard its safer to plant on public land.
Back up Hornswoggled!!!
I feel as if I have been slapped across the face with a pair of leather gloves. I'll take the bet. I do my best boozin when the sun is up. Furthermore, History shows that I can't drive a car. There is even more history to show that I can't drive a golf cart either. Reference Devou Park (2X) and Deerfield's "Do Not Let This Schelp Drive a Cart" photos. I'm simply saying that Boozey and G are good at what they do...but I am great. Boozin' and wrecking golf carts. I really have no equal.
Glove slap, baby glove slap.
Glove slap, shut your big yap.
Stop worshiping that stork!!!
Bruised, Boozed, and Contuzed.
Hey Boozers...post some Golf Outing Stories for those of us losers that couldn't make it to Saturday's fun....
Nobody ever writes on me anymore, I'm too far down the page for most people to notice. I'm gonna burn down the website.
Ha!
Roethlisberger broke his ugly mug.
Karma, anyone?
Stillpissed
Where's that homage to Utah Pat that was promised months ago?
That guy cracks me seriously up!
There's this one time that Ute, that's what we used to call him, Ute, so he says that he could hold a D-battery and an 8 0z. chunk of Guta between his ABC (ass-ball-connection) without clenching his thighs. And you know what, damned if he wasn't right. I don't think he set the record, I'll have to check with the good people at Guiness. Ok, just got off the phone, they said Ray Lonnemann still holds the record for the retention of foreign objects with his ABC. But nonetheless, it was still mighty impressive, and besides Ray is just a freak. So as I was saying, Ute cracs me the F#@* up. Anybody else got some good stories about Ute? Please share if you do.
Now give the man his well-deserved homage.
Praise be to Utah Pat --
his greatness will never be equalled.
Oh yeah,
12 days 'til C&B.
It's better than the 12 days of
X-mas M-fers.
And I love the letter X.
With each day the anticipation builds.
I can't wait to gaze upon all of your lovely faces once again.
It's been a long time.........
since rock and roll and C&B.
Oh Sweet Tap Dancin' Christ, I am going to make a complete ass outta myself.
Thank You Lord for the booze you giveth.
I just realized something. That Warrent guy was alluding to the joys of a female vulva when he spoke of 'cherry pie'. Thats kinda dirty for public radio doncha think? I also happen to know Jesus likes jazz fusion as well as tap dancing.
dirtyrottenfilthystinkingdrunk
I love booze. It goes with almost any occasion. Somebody needs to teach Chris Henry math. 2006-1990=16. Keep your dangle bits away from the nineties. O yes back to booze. Although the monthly boozing may be enough for some it is not nearly sufficient for most. Did you hear that coffee can prevent some of sweet alcohols negative effects? I'll be putting more than sugar in my morning joe. Eight more days till chicken and booze silver shamrock!
The clock is ticking the minutes away til the next Booze....my mind is needing the map...WHERE IS THE MAP...my mind wants to know where we'll be on the wonderful Saturday evening!!!!!
I heard that Eddie Vedder was making an appearance at the great booze parade this weekend. Too bad nobody cares.
Let's see, what else is in the tabloids........oh yeah, if you meet somebody who don't like seoul food, they still got a soul, it just means that they got no rhythm and they don't like rock 'n' roll.
Also, this just in, Ray Lonnemann was seen in downtown Milwaukee wearing a 'Screech' shirt and plugging the one-time child star's new stand-up routine. Since no club owner would actually book Screech, he will be performing in Ray's basement this weekend. All proceeds will be used to help bail Screech out of a terribly embarrasing foreclosure situation.
Unfortunately, Screech never recovered after a humiliating beat-down at the hands of Willis on celebrity boxing. Ray has been a long-time fan club member of the ScreecherNation and is personally spearheading an initiative to have a special collector's edition of Saved by the Bell released this Fall, with each cast member's face superimposed with the image of the once not so famous actor. Ray was quoted as saying, "I am really passionate about Screech, he is such a great t.v. icon. This work has become my life's ambition."
We all wish Ray well in his interesting endeavor.
TheScarletChickenNipple
I cannot believe that Carson Palmer got the help of a Voodoo priestess to help him in this years season. I can't believe he got her to put a curse on Big Ben! How weak!
Weather man is saying lots of rain for Saturday night...be sure to wear your ponchos!
Did I hear post-booze party at Wes' place? It's like the nineteenth hole, I mean the 11th.
It was a metaphor, g-dammit.
So she told you that she sees her future in your eyes.
I think it's only fair to warn you, friend, sometimes she lies.
Aug 5th
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where: Vic and Tootz
1594 Brandon Dr
Hebron, Ky
(in Parlor Grove subdivision)
Starts after 6pm.
Plenty of food and booze will be
provided.
Bring your own favorite beverages if you wish.
VRR
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